what am i doing at this point

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

(via downdowndown-to-mephistos-cafe)

gurlukovich:

hes been running in circles for 5 minutes i dont have the heart to kill him

What's the difference between a dirty transit center and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

SNORTS

Fav position?

p0liwag:

CEO

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

(via prince-shiion)

pizza: too hot
me: chill

delcattnip:

ignore me tryingn to voice act in the car

yosukehanamuraa:

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

remove cattle from stage

(via prince-shiion)

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